Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago.
But one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast.
“That’s it,” she told her husband, Gus. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it goes.”
Gus, who was a remarkable 103 years old, made her a comforting cup of tea and said, “Why don’t you take me along and give it one more try?”
Beverly sighed. “That’s no good,” she replied. “You’re 103! What help could you possibly be?”
Gus straightened up proudly and said, “I may be 103, but my eyesight is perfect!”
The next day, Beverly reluctantly took Gus to the golf course. She teed up, took a powerful swing, and squinted down the fairway. Turning to Gus, she asked, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Gus replied confidently. “I told you, my eyesight is perfect.”
“Great!” said Beverly, feeling a surge of hope. “So, where did it go?”
Gus paused for a moment, then scratched his head. “…I don’t remember.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by.
One of the grannies shouted:
“Hey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!” 🎯
The old man laughed and said,
“No way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!”
One granny winked and said,
“Sure we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we’ll tell you your exact age!”
The grandpa, feeling a little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, dropped his pants. 😳
The grannies inspected carefully — asked him to turn around twice, jump up and down a few times…
Then they all yelled out together:
“You’re 87 years old!” 🎉
Shocked, the grandpa pulled up his pants and asked,
“How in the world did you guess that??” 😲
The grannies burst out laughing and said:
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!” 🎂😂
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country.
She had never been on an airplane before and felt very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing 747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and shouting, “BOEING! BOEING! BOEING!”
As she yelled, she forgot where she was, and even the pilot in the cockpit heard the noise. Annoyed by the situation, the pilot came out and shouted, “Be silent!”
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody started to look at the blonde and the angry pilot.
She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting: “OEING! OEING! OEING!”
One day, I asked my English teacher,
“Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …in Hour, Honour. …etc. ???”
My English teacher said, “We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “……. (I was even more confused???)
During the lunch break, my teacher gave me her packed lunch and asked me to heat it in the cafeteria.
I ate all the food and returned her the empty container…!!!
My English teacher: “What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food, you are returning me an empty container.”
I replied, “Sir, I thought ‘H’ was silent.”
