The Teacher Asked Johnny If He Had Any Pets.
One morning, the teacher asked the class,
“Who here has a pet?”
Johnny’s hand shot up instantly.
“Yes, Johnny?”
“I’ve got a cat, Miss… but something crazy happened this morning.”
The class leaned in.
“My cat suddenly went nuts,” Johnny said. “It ran upstairs like a rocket, bounced across the beds, sprinted back down, tore through the living room, jumped onto the curtains, climbed all the way to the top…”
The teacher frowned. “That’s… unusual.”
Johnny nodded. “Yeah. Then it just dropped to the floor and didn’t move at all.”
The classroom went silent.
The teacher gasped, “Johnny! Is your cat okay?!”
Johnny shrugged.
“Yeah, Miss. He’s fine.”
Pause.
“He just ran out of gas.”
