He Blamed Every Bottle… Except One
*A drunkard woke up one morning, d**ply repented after a bītter fīght with his wife the previous night.*
*He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had cāused the fīght. He took it outside and started smāshing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.*
*He smashed the first bottle sw*aring. “You are the reason I fīght with my wife”.*
*He smashed the second bottle. “You are the reason I don’t love my children.”*
*He smashed the third bottle. “You are the reason I don’t have a decent job”.*
*When he took the fourth bottle, he realized the bottle was still sealed, full and cold. He hesitated for a moment and said. “You stand aside, I know you were not involved”*.
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A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The cow said,
“I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”
The ant said,
“I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”
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