One day an old lady went to the doctor

One day an old lady went to the doctor

One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her cr0tch.

She told the doctor her problem and he said, “You have the cr@bs”.

She informed the doctor that it could not be the cr@bs because she was an eighty year old v*rgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him.

The doctor said, “You probably have the cr@bs”.

“No” she said, “I am an eighty year old v*rgin.”

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor.

She said, “Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my cr0tch.

Don’t tell me that it is the cr@bs because I am an eighty year old v*rgin.

It can not be the cr@bs.”

The doctor said, Jump on the table and let’s have a look.”

“After examining the doctor proclaimed, “Ma’am, your right, you do not have the cr@bs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies.”