This mom was worried her son was asking too many questions…until he said this.
An inquisitive young boy was talking to his mother.
“Mommy, how old are you?”
“Oh, that’s quite personal, son. Besides, it’s not polite to ask a woman her age.”
“Okay, Mommy. Then how much do you weigh?”
“Well, I can’t tell you that either. A woman’s weight is a secret.”
By now, the boy was getting frustrated.
“If you can’t tell me that, can you tell me why you and Daddy split up?”
“Someday I’ll explain it to you, but it’s all very complicated, and I don’t think you’d understand.”
The boy wandered off, still unsatisfied, but he kept all of this in the back of his mind.
The next day at school, he told one of his friends about the conversation.
His friend said, “Just look at your mom’s driver’s license. It’ll have all the answers.”
So early the next morning, the boy quietly sneaked into his mother’s wallet and looked at her driver’s license.
When she woke up, he said, “I know how old you are!”
She smiled. “Oh, you do? How old am I?”
“You’re 31.”
“That’s right,” she said, surprised.
“And I know how much you weigh, too.”
“Oh?” she asked, now very curious. “How much do I weigh?”
“You weigh 126 pounds.”
The mother stared at him in amazement.
“And I even know why Daddy left.”
Now she was completely stunned.
“Oh really?” she asked. “Why did Daddy leave?”
The boy grinned and said:
“Because you got an F in s*x!” 😂🤣😅
