A kindergarten teacher asked her class,
“Who can use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence?”
Little Amy raised her hand.
“The sky is definitely blue.”
The teacher smiled.
“Not always, Amy. Sometimes it’s gray or black.”
Next, Tommy said,
“Trees are definitely green.”
“Not quite,” the teacher replied. “In autumn, they turn brown.”
Then Little Johnny stood up in the back of the room.
He asked,
“Teacher… does a f@rt have lumps?”
The teacher looked horrified.
“Johnny! Of course not!”
Johnny nodded and said,
“Well then… I definitely just shit my pants!”
