Everyone in the courtroom thought it would be a routine testimony…
Then Grandma took the witness stand.
The lawyer smiled confidently and asked,
“Ma’am, do you know me?”
She looked him straight in the eye.
“Of course I do. I’ve known you since you were a boy. You’re a liar, a cheat, and you spend far too much time pretending you’re the smartest person in every room.”
The courtroom went completely silent.
The lawyer swallowed hard, pointed to the opposing attorney, and asked,
“Do you know him?”
Grandma didn’t hesitate.
“Certainly. He’s lazy, he’s been drunk more times than he’s been honest… and he even had an affair with your wife.”
Gasps echoed through the courtroom.
Both lawyers stood there speechless, wishing the floor would open up beneath them.
The judge slowly leaned forward, removed his glasses, and whispered just loud enough for them to hear:
“If either one of you asks whether she knows me… you’re both going to jail.” 😂
