I figured I’d pass this along because it worked wonders for me today.
Earlier, I saw a doctor on TV who said that if you want true inner peace, you should always finish everything you start.
Sounded like solid advice.
So I looked around the house for all the things I’d started but never finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot…
A bottle of Chardonnay…
A bottle of Baileys…
The rest of the rum…
The leftover prescription pills…
And an entire box of chocolates.
Yu haz no ideea how fantaztic I feal rite now.
Everythin iz peeceful… evun my speling.
Pleez snd this too all ur frenz hoo need sum inner peece.
An tel em… u luv em… hic.
