A husband decided to send his wife the sweetest, most romantic text of his life:
“If you’re sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you’re laughing, send me your smile.
If you’re eating, send me a bite.
If you’re drinking, send me a sip.
If you’re crying, send me your tears.
I love you!”
He sat back proudly, waiting for an equally romantic reply.
A few minutes later, his wife finally responded:
“I’m on the toilet.”
The husband smiled and waited for more.
Then another message appeared:
“Please advise.”
He stared at his phone.
Romance had officially left the building.
