A woman walked into a sporting-goods store and grabbed a fishing rod at random.
She took it to the counter, where a blind cashier wearing dark sunglasses was standing.
“Can you tell me anything about this rod?” she asked.
The cashier smiled.
“Ma’am, I’m blind. But just drop it on the counter, and I can identify it by the sound.”
She dropped the rod.
CLATTER!
The cashier immediately replied,
“Six-foot graphite rod, Zebco reel, 10-pound line. Great for beginners.”
The woman was amazed.
“That’s incredible! I’ll take it.”
“$20, please.”
As the cashier turned around to ring up the purchase, the woman suddenly let out a loud, embarrassing fart.
She quietly smiled to herself.
He’s blind. There’s no way he knows that was me.
The cashier turned back.
“That’ll be $25.50, ma’am.”
She frowned.
“Wait! You said $20!”
“Yes, ma’am,” he replied.
“The fishing rod is $20.”
He paused.
“The duck call is $3…”
Another pause.
“And the stink bait is $2.50.”
The woman stood there speechless.
Apparently, he didn’t need eyesight…
He had super-powered fishing senses!
