A company director returns home slightly tipsy after a client banquet.
He stands outside the door calling for a while, but no one comes to open it.
Thinking for a moment, he comes up with an idea and shouts:
“I’ve brought the most beautiful bouquet… for the most beautiful woman in the world!”
As soon as he finishes speaking, the door immediately swings open.
His wife appears, eyes lighting up with anticipation as she looks around eagerly.
“Where is it? Where is the most beautiful bouquet?” she asks.
The director smiles softly, looks straight at her, and replies:
“And where is the most beautiful woman in the world… standing right in front of me, my dear?”
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A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby camel asked;
─ Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?
The mother replied;
─ Well son, when we trek across the desert, our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand.
Two minutes later the young camel asked;
─ Mom, why do we have these long eyelashes?
─ They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips through the desert, the mother said.
─ Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?
─ They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods of time.
─ So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water.
─ Yes dear, said the mother.
─ So why are we in the San Diego Zoo?
