Yesterday, a gorgeous girl looked me right in the eyes and asked if I wanted to see a movie.
“What movie would you like to watch?” she asked sweetly.
Trying to play it smooth, I replied, “You pick.”
“No, you pick,” she insisted.
“Honestly, I really don’t care,” I grinned. “You pick!”
She sighed heavily and snapped:
“Sir, there is a massive line of people behind you waiting to buy tickets.”
