A family was having a dinner and one of their sons started telling a story.
*Son*: on my way back from school, I saw dad with a girl…
Father: shut up ! Don’t talk with food in your mouth…
Mother: No, no, no, let him talk…
*Son*: Dad went into the bush, I followed them, they started ki$$ing and he undre$$ed her and then…
Mother: and then what happened *boy* ? I will get you a box of chocolates.
*Son*: they started doing what you do with uncle john when dad is not around.
Mother: shut up ! Your dad has told you not to talk with food in your mouth you yêyë child…
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1. A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing a picture of God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
2. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.’
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him.’
