A man was riding the bus home from work, quietly minding his own business, when a beautiful young woman sat beside him with her baby.
A few moments later, she began breastfeeding, but the baby refused to eat.
Smiling at the child, she said,
“Come on, sweetheart… eat or I’ll have to give it to this nice man beside me.”
The man stared straight ahead awkwardly.
A few minutes later, the baby still wouldn’t feed.
Again she said,
“Come on, honey… if you don’t eat, I’ll give it to the nice gentleman here.”
Now the poor man was visibly nervous.
Several more minutes passed, and once again she repeated the warning to the baby.
Finally, the man couldn’t take it anymore and blurted out:
“For heaven’s sake, kid… make up your mind!”
“I was supposed to get off four stops ago!”
