A Postcard He Was Never Ready to Read
For several years, a man was having an *ff*ir with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pr*gnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If She Stayed In Italy To Raise The Child, He Would Also Pr*v*de Child S*pp*rt Until The Child T*rn*d 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the b*by was b*rn. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back. He would then arrange for the ch*ld s*pport p*yments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. ‘Honey’, she said, ‘you received a very strange post card today’.
‘Oh, really? Let me see…’, he said. The wife gave it to him and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.’
