An elderly couple was driving across the country when the wife, who was behind the wheel, got pulled over by a highway patrol officer.
The officer walked up to the car and said, “Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?”
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled, “He says you were speeding!”
The patrolman sighed and asked, “May I see your license?
Again, the woman turned to her husband. “What did he say?”
The old man yelled, “He wants to see your license!”
She dug into her purse and handed over her license.
The officer glanced at it and smirked. “Ah, Arkansas. I spent some time there once. Went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband once more. “What did he say?”
Without missing a beat, the old man yelled, “He said he knows you!”
Beverly, 90 years young, had played golf every single day since her retirement 25 years ago.
But one evening, she returned home looking unusually downcast.
“That’s it,” she told her husband, Gus. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad that once I hit the ball, I can’t see where it goes.”
Gus, who was a remarkable 103 years old, made her a comforting cup of tea and said, “Why don’t you take me along and give it one more try?”
Beverly sighed. “That’s no good,” she replied. “You’re 103! What help could you possibly be?”
Gus straightened up proudly and said, “I may be 103, but my eyesight is perfect!”
The next day, Beverly reluctantly took Gus to the golf course. She teed up, took a powerful swing, and squinted down the fairway. Turning to Gus, she asked, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Gus replied confidently. “I told you, my eyesight is perfect.”
“Great!” said Beverly, feeling a surge of hope. “So, where did it go?”
Gus paused for a moment, then scratched his head. “…I don’t remember.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by.
One of the grannies shouted:
“Hey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!” 🎯
The old man laughed and said,
“No way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!”
One granny winked and said,
“Sure we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we’ll tell you your exact age!”
The grandpa, feeling a little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, dropped his pants. 😳
The grannies inspected carefully — asked him to turn around twice, jump up and down a few times…
Then they all yelled out together:
“You’re 87 years old!” 🎉
Shocked, the grandpa pulled up his pants and asked,
“How in the world did you guess that??” 😲
The grannies burst out laughing and said:
“We were at your birthday party yesterday!” 🎂😂
