At an international gynecologist’s convention…
Two American Doctors and a European Doctor were having drinks and talking about work. After a few too many they started telling stories.
The first American decides to talk about the strangest patients he had had. “This woman’s v*lva was like an apple!” He explained.
The second American shakes his head “That’s nothing! I had a patient with a v*lva like a peach!”
The European Dr, not wanting to be outdone by his new American friends said…
“We too talk about this! I found a woman with one like a watermelon!”
The first American laughs and the second American frowns and says. “Thats impossible! How would she walk?”
The European Doctor looks puzzled before saying:
“Oh you Americans, always obsessed with size. I thought we were talking about flavor!”
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1. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
2. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
Bobby shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
