Three women were relaxing in a sauna, each wrapped in nothing more than a towel.
Suddenly…
Beep! Beep!
One of the younger women casually pressed her forearm, and the sound stopped.
The other two looked at her curiously.
She smiled and said,
“That’s my pager. I have a microchip implanted under the skin in my arm.”
A few minutes later…
Ring! Ring!
The second young woman calmly raised her hand to her ear and carried on a brief conversation.
When she hung up, she explained,
“That was my cellphone. I have a communication chip implanted in my hand.”
The older woman listened quietly.
She couldn’t help feeling a little outdated.
Not wanting to be outdone by all this high-tech talk, she stood up without saying a word and walked to the restroom.
A minute later, she returned looking very pleased with herself.
The two younger women stared in confusion.
A strip of toilet paper was dangling from the back of her towel.
The older woman noticed their puzzled expressions, smiled proudly, and said,
“Well… would you look at that!”
She glanced over her shoulder and added,
“I’m getting a fax!” 😂
