He Had No Idea Why Everyone in the Coffee Shop Was Staring at Him
Life really does get more interesting as you get older.
I was sitting in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling. Before long, I realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The place was packed, but the music seemed nice and loud.
Trying to spare myself some embarrassment, I decided to time each little pfft with the beat of the music.
Song after song, my plan seemed to work perfectly.
By the time I finished my coffee, I felt much better.
As I stood up to leave, I noticed everyone in the coffee shop was staring at me.
That’s when I suddenly realized…
I was listening to my own music through my earbuds.
Apparently, I was the only one who could hear the songs.
Getting older is one thing…
Trying to keep up with technology is another. 🤣🤣
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Two Grandmothers Compare Notes
Two elderly ladies, Dolly and Ruby, were talking about their grandchildren.
Dolly sighed and said,
“Every year, I send each of my grandchildren a birthday card with a generous check inside. And every year… I never hear a word from them. Not even a thank-you.”
Ruby smiled and replied,
“I send my grandchildren generous checks, too. I hear from every one of them within a week. In fact, they all come to visit me in person.”
“Really?” Dolly asked. “How do you manage that?”
Ruby grinned and said,
“It’s very simple…
I never sign the checks.”
