A 92-year-old woman lived a long, happy life…
And never married.
Before she passed away, she gathered her family and said,
“I only have one final request.”
Everyone leaned in.
“Please write this on my tombstone…”
‘Born pure… Lived pure… Died pure.'”
After the funeral, the family faced a dilemma.
“If we ignore her wish, we’ll feel terrible.”
“But if we carve that onto the stone…”
“…everyone who walks by is going to have a chuckle.”
They debated for hours.
One idea after another was rejected.
Finally…
One clever relative snapped his fingers.
“I’ve got it!”
The whole family agreed it was perfect.
So when the headstone was finally unveiled…
It simply read:
“Returned to the Manufacturer…”
“Factory Seal Still Intact.” 😂🤣
Safe to say…
It was exactly what Grandma wanted—with a little extra style.
