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His Final Confession Changed Everything

His Final Confession Changed Everything

While a man was d*ing, his wife was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side.

She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying woke him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.

“My darling,” he whispered.

“Hush, my love,” she said. “Rest, don’t talk.”

He was insistent. “I have something that I must confess,” he said in a tired voice.

“There isn’t anything to confess,” replied his weeping wife. “Everything’s ok. Go to sleep.”

The man blurted out: “No, no, I must d*e in peace. I…I sl*pt with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”

“I know,” whispered his wife, “that’s why I p*is*ned you.”😁😁😁


 

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A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.

A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.

Man started sobbing and said, “Brother, you take anything you want but please untie the rope and free her.”

Thief: “You really love your wife!!”

Man: No, she is my neighbor’s wife. Mine will arrive shortly.