Nurse Promises Not to Laugh at This Man’s Problem… She Failed.
A nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown for the doctor’s exam.
“In front of you?” he asked shyly.
The nurse replied, “Well, no—but I’ve seen the n***d human body before.”
The patient shook his head. “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my body.”
“Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years, I’ve never laughed at a patient.”
“Alright then,” said the patient. He dropped his trousers, revealing a huge body with the smallest adult m*le or*an the nurse had ever seen. In both length and width, it looked almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stifle a giggle—but it slipped out. Then she laughed even harder at the fact that she was laughing.
Feeling terrible for laughing at her patient, she composed herself as best she could. “I am so sorry,” she said. “I don’t know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now… what seems to be the problem?”
“It’s swollen,” the patient replied.
The nurse ran out of the room. 😂
