A beginner golfer rushed back to the clubhouse in absolute agony during her very first round.
Spotting her, the golf pro asked, “Back so soon? What’s wrong?”
“I just got stung by a bee!” she cried, holding back tears.
“Oh no, where?” he asked sympathetically.
“Somewhere right between the first and second hole,” she whimpered.
The pro paused, nodded knowingly, and replied:
“Just as I thought… your stance is far too wide.”
