A Wild Bull Charged at Little Johnny. Why He Didn’t Even Blink Left Everyone Stunned.
A little farm boy named Johnny was sitting on a wooden stool in the middle of the pasture, peacefully milking his favorite cow. Suddenly, a massive, muscular bull broke loose and came charging directly toward him at full speed.
From the safety of the barn, several farmhands watched in absolute horror, screaming for Johnny to run. But Little Johnny didn’t move an inch; he just calmly kept on milking.
To everyone’s absolute astonishment, the roaring bull slammed on the brakes just inches away from the boy, snorted loudly, turned around, and casually strolled away.
The terrified farmhands rushed over to the pasture. “Johnny! Are you crazy?!” one worker gasped. “Weren’t you terrified that beast was going to flatten you?!”
Little Johnny looked up, smiled, and shook his head. “Not at all,” he replied. “I knew the bull wouldn’t touch me.”
“How could you possibly know that?!”
Johnny chuckled. “Because this cow is his mother-in-law.”
Story 2: The Birds and the Bees
The Awkward Talk a Father Will Regret Giving for the Rest of His Life
Seven-year-old Little Johnny bounded through the front door after school, dropped his backpack, and looked straight at his father.
“Daddy,” Johnny asked innocently, “where do I come from?”
The poor father instantly broke out into a cold sweat. He knew this dreaded day would come, but he wasn’t prepared. He frantically looked around the house for his wife to handle it, but she was out at the grocery store. There was no escape.
“Alright,” the father thought, taking a deep breath. “It’s time he knew the truth.”
He led his young son over to the couch, sat him down, and launched into a painfully awkward, stammering, hour-long explanation. He covered everything—how mummies and daddies meet, how they fall in love, the biological mechanics of making a baby, and finally, the trip to the hospital where Johnny was born.
By the time the father finished his agonizing speech, he was emotionally exhausted. He looked at Johnny, whose mouth was wide open in total shock and confusion.
“So, tell me, son,” the father asked, wiping the sweat from his forehead. “What made you ask that today?”
The little boy swallowed hard, blinked a few times, and squeaked, “Well… Billy Clark told us today that he came from Brisbane!”
