The Ending Was Completely Unexpected
A guy calls his old friend to see if he wanted to go h*nting the following day.The guy said sure see you in the morning.
Next morning friend knocks on the door and asked, what are we going h*nting for? Guy said we’re hunting for Gorilla.
Guy comes out of the house with a pair of hand cuffs, a baseball bat, a sh*tg*n and his Pitbull dog.
Friend said I don’t understand how we are doing this. Guy says it’s like this, when we find one in a tree, I will climb the tree and shake the Gorilla out of the tree and as soon as the Gorilla hits the ground, I trained my Pitbull to bit him in the b*lls and not let go. When he does this, you put the cuffs on the Gorilla and knock him out with the bat.
Friend said ok, why the shotgun? Guy said that’s in case the Gorilla shakes me out of the tree first. You have to sh**t the dog before I hit the ground..
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbourhood boys for being stupid.
Their favourite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel.
One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbour takes him aside and says,
“Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don’t you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel’s bigger?”
Johnny grins and says,
“Well, if I took the dime, they’d stop doing it, and so far I’ve made $20!”
