A woman at a bar rejected a guy loudly enough for the entire room to hear.
“I don’t care how big your wallet is—it’s not going inside my purse tonight!”
The whole bar burst out laughing.
The guy just smiled and walked away.
A few minutes later, the woman leaned over and whispered,
“Don’t take it personally. I’m a social media influencer. I make funny rejection videos for my followers.”
She grinned.
“You’re embarrassed, aren’t you?”
The guy suddenly shouted,
“Embarrassed? After six plastic surgeries just to make those twin peaks look that perfect?”
The entire bar went silent.
Everyone stared at her.
The guy leaned closer and calmly added,
“No wonder they feel like rubber.”
She looked horrified.
Then he flashed an ID and smiled.
“I’m an undercover inspector.”
“I specialize in finding fake parts in any engine.”
The bartender slowly looked at the woman.
Then at the guy.
Then quietly said,
“Someone please check the bar’s insurance policy.”
