An overweight man was lounging on his couch when a TV commercial caught his eye. It advertised a guaranteed program to lose ten pounds in a single week. Intrigued, he signed up immediately.
The next morning, he opened his front door to find an incredibly beautiful woman standing there. She was wearing absolutely nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck that read: “If you catch me, you can have me.”
Before he could say a word, she took off sprinting. The man dashed after her but couldn’t keep up. This high-speed chase repeated every morning for a week. By Sunday, he had failed to catch her, but he had successfully lost ten pounds.
Thrilled with the results, he upgraded to the fifteen-pound program.
The next morning, an even more stunning woman was waiting at his door under the exact same conditions. He chased her furiously all week, coming agonizingly close to catching her but always falling just short. Still, he successfully shed another fifteen pounds.
Absolutely ecstatic, he decided to go all in and ordered the master program: twenty pounds in one week. The company representative warned him that this level was extremely intense and required him to sign a medical liability waiver. Undeterred, he signed on the dotted line.
The following morning, the man warmed up at his door, eager to see what gorgeous woman awaited him.
He opened the door to find a hulking, three-hundred-pound muscle man wearing nothing but running shoes, built like a brick wall, and sporting a sign around his neck that read:
“If I catch you, you’re mine!”
