The Kid Had One Sweet Comeback
So this old man is walking down the street in Brooklyn:
He sees a young boy sitting on the street in front of a candy shop, shoving sweets in his mouth as fast as possible.
The man walks up to the boy and says.
“You know son, it’s really not healthy to eat all that candy.”
The kid looks up at him and says.
“You know my grandfather lived to be 97 years old.”
The man replies.
“Oh and did he eat a lot of candy?”
The kid looks at him and says.
“No, but he minded his own business.
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Family Secrets Unleashed
This Man Bought a Lie Detector for His Son and Wife, and What Followed Is Priceless.
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to try it out at dinner.
Dad: Son, where were you during school hours?
Son: At school.
The robot slaps the son.
Son: OK! I was at my friend’s house watching a DVD.
Dad: Which one?
Son: Kung Fu Panda.
The robot slaps the son again.
Son: OK! It was an ad.u.lt film.
Dad: What!? When I was your age, I didn’t even know what an ad.u.lt film was.
The robot slaps the dad.
Wife: HAHAHAHA! He is your son after all!
The robot slaps the mom.
