An elderly man and a young man accidentally collided with their shopping carts while rushing through a crowded grocery store.
“Sorry about that,” the old man apologized. “I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
“What a coincidence,” the young man replied. “I’m looking for my wife, too. I’ve been walking in circles and I’m starting to get desperate.”
The old man smiled kindly. “Well, maybe we can team up and look together. What does she look like?”
“Well, she’s 27 years old, tall, with striking red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and she’s wearing a tight tank top with tiny white shorts,” the young man described. “What about your wife? What does she look like?”
The old man gripped the young guy’s shoulder and said, “Forget about her, son. Let’s look for yours!”
