A man had a parrot with a rather… adventurous personality.
One day, the parrot accidentally swallowed a little blue pill.
The owner was horrified.
“That’s it! You need to cool down!”
So he gently put the parrot in the freezer and closed the door.
A while later, he opened the freezer to check on him.
To his surprise, the parrot was sitting there, absolutely exhausted and covered in sweat.
The owner stared at him.
“Why on earth are you sweating?!”
The parrot wiped his forehead and gasped:
“Do you have any idea how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?!”
