A guy walked into a costume shop and told the salesgirl,
“I’m going to a costume party. I want to go as Adam.”
The girl smiled and handed him a small fig leaf.
He looked at it and shook his head.
“Not big enough.”
She brought out a larger one.
He frowned.
“Still not big enough.”
She disappeared into the back and returned with the biggest fig leaf in the store.
He looked at it, sighed, and said,
“Sorry… still not big enough.”
The salesgirl stared at him for a moment, then finally said,
“Listen, big guy…”
“Why don’t you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?”
He stared at her.
She smiled.
“Trust me. Nobody will ask what you’re supposed to be.”
