A widow of four years finally agreed to let her daughter set her up on a date. The chemistry was instant, and after just six weeks of dating, the new man invited her for a romantic weekend getaway in Spain.
On their first night, they both stripped down. She stood there completely naked except for a pair of black panties.
He looked her up and down and asked, “Why the black panties?”
She smiled softly and said, “My body is yours to explore, but down there… I’m still grieving.” Respecting her wishes, he accepted that luck wasn’t on his side that night.
The next evening, they undressed again. She was still wearing her black panties—but this time, he was also wearing something: a tiny black cover over his manhood.
She raised an eyebrow and asked, “What’s with the black?”
He smirked and replied, “I just wanted to express my deepest condolences.”
