An elderly couple boarded a tour bus for a scenic road trip to celebrate their wedding anniversary.
After a few miles, the old lady shuffled down the aisle to the front of the bus, tapped the driver on the shoulder, and offered him a bag of peanuts. The driver was touched. “How incredibly sweet of her,” he thought to himself, happily munching away as he steered the bus down the highway.
About twenty minutes later, the old woman shuffled up to the front again and handed him a second bag of peanuts. The driver thanked her profusely, feeling like the luckiest operator on the road. This pattern continued throughout the entire cross-country journey, with the elderly lady regularly delivering fresh bags of peanuts to the driver’s seat.
Finally, as the bus approached their final destination, the bloated and thoroughly confused driver stopped the lady before she could step off. “Ma’am, I can’t thank you enough for your incredible hospitality,” he said, rubbing his stomach. “But I have to ask… where on earth did you get such an endless supply of peanuts?”
The old lady gave him a warm, grandmotherly smile. “Oh, you see, my husband and I absolutely love eating chocolate-covered peanuts!”
The driver frowned, looking down at his empty bags. “But wait… these peanuts didn’t have any chocolate on them.”
The old husband leaned forward, gave a toothless grin, and lisped:
“Yeff, you fee, our old teeff can’t chew the actual peanuts anymore, so we juft fuck all the chocolate off them and fave the reft for you!”
