A teacher asked her elementary school class a classic question: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Little Johnny eagerly raised his hand and blurted out, “First, I’m going to be a fighter pilot. Then, I’ll become a billionaire, hit up the most exclusive clubs, and find myself the finest woman on earth. I’ll buy her a million-dollar Ferrari, a penthouse in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a private jet to tour Europe, and an unlimited credit card…”
He grinned wildly and finished, “…and all the while, I’m gonna slam her like a loose screen door in a category-five hurricane!”
Horrified and completely speechless, the teacher chose to ignore Johnny’s wild response entirely to preserve her own sanity. Clearing her throat, she quickly turned to a sweet, quiet girl in the front row.
“Moving on… what about you, Sarah? What are your dreams for the future?”
Sarah smiled sweetly and replied, “I want to be Johnny’s girl!”
