This Might Be the Funniest Confession Ever
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I h@ve been with a l00se girl.”
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tee Boudreaux?”
“Yes, Father, it is.”
“And who was the girl you were with?”
“I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin her reputation.”
“Well, Tee, I’m sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Hebert?”
“I cannot say.”
“Was it Teresa Soileau?”
“I’ll never tell.”
“Was it Nina Goudeaux?”
“I’m sorry, but I cannot name her.”
“Was it Cathy Richard?”
“My lips are sealed.”
“Was it Rosa Deplantis, then?”
“Please, Father! I cannot tell you.”
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.”
Tee walks back to his pew, and his friend Bubba slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?”
“Four months vacation and five good leads…”
