When The “Perfect Candidate” Takes Things Too Seriously
The FBI had an open position for an *ss*ssin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a g*n. ‘We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.’
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair… we need you to k*ll her’ The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never sh**t my wife.’ The agent said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.’
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the g*n and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, ‘I tried, but I can’t k*ll my wife.’ The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife home.’
Finally, the last man was given the same instructions, to k*ll his wife. He took the g*n and went into the room. Sh*ts were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the man, wiping the sweat from his brow. ‘Some idiot l*aded the g*n with bl*nks’ he said. ‘I had to str*ngle that b*tch to d*ath’.
