A husband and wife were having a massive fight while driving. They argued so hard that the husband lost control and crashed into a tree.
A Genie suddenly appeared from the smoke.
“Thanks for breaking my lamp! I’ll grant each of you one wish—but hurry, this car is about to explode!”
The husband shoved his wife aside. “Me first! I want to live on a private tropical island with 100 gorgeous models who obey me… and I never want to see my wife again!”
POOF! He vanished.
The Genie smiled at the wife. “Your turn. You have 10 seconds.”
She grinned and said, “I wish to own that island, be the boss of those 100 models… and cancel his visa so he’s deported back here in five seconds.”
The Genie snapped his fingers.
Five seconds later… the husband was back—just in time for the explosion.
Moral: Always let your wife speak. She might be planning several moves ahead.
