Why These Two Husbands Just Banned “Girls’ Night Out” Forever
Two best friends decided to hit the town for a wild, much-needed girls’ night out. After indulging in a few too many drinks, they began the long walk home, only to suddenly realize they both desperately needed a bathroom break.
With no public restrooms in sight, they ducked into a dark, quiet cemetery for some privacy.
After relieving themselves, they ran into a major problem: neither of them had anything to wipe with. The first wife decided to sacrifice her underwear, used them to clean up, threw them away, and headed home. The second wife, not wanting to lose her panties, looked around in the dark and spotted a large floral wreath on a freshly covered grave. She tore off a big, silk ribbon from the arrangement, used it, and they both made it back to their respective houses.
The next morning, the first husband called the second husband in an absolute panic.
“That’s it! No more girls’ night out for our wives!” he shouted. “My wife came home this morning with absolutely no panties on!”
The second husband groaned heavily and replied, “Oh, you think that’s bad? Mine came home with a ribbon stuck between her cheeks and a card that reads: ‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you!'”
