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Woman couldn’t get on the bus, but the man behind her sprang into action

When the bus stopped and she was about to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

The woman was slightly embarrassed and quickly smiled to the bus driver. Then she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn’t.

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So, with a little embarrassment, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, she was disappointed that she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

The woman went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”

The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”