A blonde woman met a muscular bodybuilder at a bar, and after some heavy flirting, they decided to head back to his apartment.
The moment they walked through the door, the bodybuilder ripped off his shirt, flexed his massive chest, and roared, “Boom!”
“Wow,” the blonde gasped. “You have an incredible chest!”
“That’s 100 pounds of pure dynamite, sweetheart!” he bragged.
With another loud “Boom!” he stripped off his pants to showcase his bulging thighs. “Oh my,” she admired, “such powerful legs!”
He grinned proudly. “You bet—another 100 pounds of dynamite.”
Then, with the most dramatic “Boom!” yet, he dropped his underwear.
To his absolute shock, the blonde screamed and bolted out of the room like a bat out of hell. Bewildered, the bodybuilder scrambled to throw on some clothes and chased her down the street.
Catching up to her, he panted, “What’s wrong? Why did you run away?!”
The blonde looked back at him in terror and yelled:
“I just realized that with all that dynamite, it’s way too dangerous to stay around such a short fuse!”
